Saturday, November 14, 2009

Don't visit rich people



Reason why I never visit rich people !!



Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?"

Answer: "tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white "

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk "

Answer: "With cow milk please .

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black . "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?"

Answer: "With sugar "

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead ."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water "

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst